Noel Kunz

“The…” -Morgan Freeman

-Show gets cut short because kids were being jackholes

-City doesn’t put sign on shaved pavement area, about blew my new front tires and could have easily bent my rims

-Yoyos don’t sell after putting them up a second time and cutting the price by $20

-Sharks blow another lead and can very possibly suffer the same fate they ALWAYS do in the playoffs

-Still haven’t been paid for a show I did over a month ago now

-That’s all.

Coming back from retirement for this one contest, I competed in both 1A and 5A (which is NOT my division, and I’ve never ever competed in 5A).

I tied for 10th in 1A and took 5th in 5A!!!!

I’m so sorry I don’t. No excuses either. I’m watching Bimmer sleep. She’s my dog. OKBYE.

-Noel

You will be missed by all, and you are an everlasting inspiration in my heart…